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Post by Matoal on Nov 28, 2015 15:35:36 GMT
This is a piece of what I was able to salvage from a very loved but sadly deleted RP I did with friends. I tried to use what I had saved to turn into a fanfic, but it didn't go over so well. Dark and Sugarette are my OC's. Quill is Andreas'. I don't even remember what led to this moment in the story.
Dark was filling Thunder Quill's tub with orange juice. The entire time he was humming a song with improvised lyrics.
"Joy to the world! Sugar must die! And Quill will be eaten!" He sang as loud as he could.
Quill went into his house, calmly placing some groceries in his kitchen and began to move his furniture back to its normal positions. He heard the lyrics and sighed.
"Why haven’t I reported him to the guards yet?"
"Because you love me!" Dark laughed. "The bath will be ready in a few minutes!" He went back to singing.
"I just wish that Sloan was dead. Get a brick and smash his head."
"No I do not!" he just called back before sighing and tried to push his couch into its space.
Dark smiled and picked up the unconscious Sugar. He dunked his head under the tub. "We just gotta wait for the bubbles to stop rising!" Dark yelled out. The Unicorn sighed and made a facehoof a moment before heading for the bathroom.
"Listen Dark, Would you just begin to make sense and get out of my hou- Oh my Celestia Stop that!" he said, as he noticed Dark was basically drowning Sugar.
Dark frowned and took Sugar out of the tub. "I wasn't gonna kill him!" He said in an attempt to defend himself. "I was just gonna keep him under long enough to give him brain damage." He wasn't very good at making himself look innocent.
"That’s Just as bad!" Quill just called out and almost whipped at Dark with his tail, before looking at the bath. "Why is there a Bath of ... Not Water In my tub?"
"You smell like lamia sweat, and that stuff smells horrible. Only way to get it off is orange juice. Kind of like how the only way to get skunk smell off it is peanut butter." Dark said. He looked at Quill a few seconds before casually dunking Sugar in the tub again.
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Post by Matoal on Dec 6, 2015 6:56:24 GMT
Another snippet from the dead RP. IN this scene, Sloan, Quill, and Sugar in a cave are on their way for the final battle with Dark, but there'r a river leading to an underwater cavern in the way.
"How to go about doing this..." Sugar thought. He could just jump and try to swim to the underwater cavern but that was stupid. He couldn't swim, and nopony could hold their breath that long with all the underwater tunnels they’d run into. "Ahh screw it!" he yelled and jumped in. He came back up a few seconds later flailing his arms, trying to stay afloat, and screaming for help.
Sloan came up to the edge of the pool in time to see Sugar splash to the surface. "Oh for the love of..." He slid Quill gently to the ground and jumped in after Sugarette, putting his hooves under Sugarette and lifting him to the surface. "Really, with all the dangers in this cave, you go and mess with a pool? Drowning is too anticlimactic."
Thunder Quill finally got a bit more relaxed, while he was still shivering. He looked over at Sloan and Sugar, nodding at Sloan´s comment.
"Don’t Do as Barbarhorsa... He drowned before he even reached with his party down to the Holly Land." he pointed out, remembering some of his obscure history books.
"Sorry. I'll get killed when we get to the final boss then." Sugar said sarcastically. "We need to get to the cave on the other side, but I can't swim, and it's too deep for anyone to go that long without air. Any ideas?" He asked shaking himself dry.
Sloan shook the water from his mane. "I don't know, I don't think I can carry both of you across." He looked across the lake and sighed. "If I had some wood I could fabricate a quick raft for us..." He turned to the other two. "Don't suppose either of you have a few square yards of lumber hidden anywhere nearby, do you?"
Thunder Quill looked at Sugar again, before shaking his head.
"No, Not at the final Boss fight... That’s also overused... Its hard finding something that has not been used before... But it is always a relief when One Thinks the hero is dead, but He rises and survives." he giggle a moment, getting a bit of the tingling feeling of actual movement back in his hooves. He then looked over at Sloan.
"Well, we could always just use the water way Spell... If I had enough energy to make it across..." he mumbled.
"I got an idea!" Sugar said. He lifted a nearby rock and started looking around. He smiled as he found it. He came back with 3 slugs in his hoof. "Air slugs! Because of all the waterways in this place, Cosmic made them in case someone had to cross to the other side. Just eat one and you can go without breathing for 12 hours! We can just walk underwater then." Sugar took one of them and swallowed it whole.
Sloan stared at the slugs, perplexed. "Air... Slugs..." He shrugged and popped it in his mouth and shivered as he felt the creature slide down his throat. He could feel the critter in his gut and it wasn't doing anything to settle his stomach, which he realized had only had some empanadas and now a live slug in over a day. "Well, it beats swimming, if these things actually work."
Thunder Quill just stared at the Slugs.
"Slugs... Air... Slugs... No." he just put his hoof down.
"Simply No... Much Am I willing to swallow, but Not Living Slugs..." he said, Not really Realizing the horrible Innuendo he placed there.
Sugar just stared at Quill He then mushed the slug between his hooves. The slug gave out a loud shriek in pain as it died. Sugar held it in front of Thunder Quill. "There. It's dead. Now shut up and eat."
Sloan stood next to Sugar and nodded. "Just eat it, I don't think I could carry you across the pool the entire way."
"Plus you'd die of air loss before we even get there." Sugar added.
Thunder Quill looked between the two, his eyes shifting from one to the other.
"No! I won’t swallow a Slug!" He tried to defend himself. "I can Swim! I swear" He said, however as he tried to stand, his hooves bucked under him and he fell to the floor again.
"You can barely stand." Sugar said. "Also we have to go through underwater tunnels. That stretch for a long time." Sugar was getting frustrated.
Sloan's eye twitched and he walked over to Quill, holding the squished slug. "We need to go, now. Either you eat the slug or I feed it to you." He held out his hoof, presenting the slug. "You choose."
The Writer stammered again. His friends were prepared to force feed him a Slug. He just had to bite his own pride.
"No! I wont let you!"
Well that went like a charm.
He tried to move away, but barely rolled over on his back, his horn just glowing slightly more.
Sugar's eye twitched. "Fine. Stay here." He said before jumping in the lake.
Sloan stood over Quill and pinned him down, holding the slug in the air. "That's it, I'm feeding you this like a bird feeds her chicks!" Sloan quickly popped the slug in his mouth and chewed vigorously. He leaned his head back and yelled with a mouthful of food, "Open wide!" And lunged down, pressing his lips to Quills and forced the chewed slug down the writer's throat.
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Post by abigbluebox on Dec 6, 2015 13:37:13 GMT
Oml that madd me cringe
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Post by Matoal on Dec 6, 2015 13:39:02 GMT
Which part? The chewed up slug feeding?
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Post by Matoal on Dec 6, 2015 13:40:52 GMT
and yes, empanadas were the food of choice for the characters at the beginning of this story.
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Post by abigbluebox on Dec 6, 2015 13:42:32 GMT
Yes, the slug part
I gripped my throat
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Post by Matoal on Dec 6, 2015 13:45:28 GMT
And the cringe moments only got worse when they appeared as the story went on.
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Post by abigbluebox on Dec 6, 2015 13:49:07 GMT
Omg
Im tempted to read it
But at the same time im scared
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Post by Matoal on Dec 6, 2015 13:51:10 GMT
Too bad it was deleted when the FG forums went away. I only have brief scenes from it. Like this one. The first scene from it, and special because it was the first RP I've ever done. Though it is REALLY unedited, and kinda sloppy compared to what would later happen.
Sloan stared slack-jawed at the pile of wood before him. "This is your house?!" It looked more like something he'd be paid to tear down than something somepony would actually LIVE in... Thunder Quill Tilted his head slightly to the side and tries to look at a new angle. "You know, it does have that Reighneisance look of it..." Sugarette smiled. They had been friends with Sugarette for a while but never knew where he lived. "Yup! Wanna come inside for some of my granny's famous empanadas?" Thunder Quill looked over at Sugarette. "Well, I am a bit hungry... Writing for hours and forgetting to eat does make you hungry." he admitted, touching his shirt pockets to make sure that his quill and Notepad was there. No dropping anything. "I would love some!" "...Sure..." Sloan muttered, his eyes still locked on the house. So much damage, so much wear and tear, so much in need of repair... Part of him made him wish he had brought some of his tools with him, just enough to fix SOMETHING... Thunder Quill Pulled at Sloan´s tail just to get him into the house. "Come on now" he mumbled with a mouthful of tail "Nibbles! I'm home!" Sugarette yelled out the moment they walked into the kitchen. "you should meet him." He told Sloan and Thunder Quill. "He's the cutest little furball you'll ever meet. Just be careful. He bites." Sloan let himself be led into the house and barely managed to suppress a gasp when he saw the inside of the building. The torn up floor, the rotting walls, the boarded up windows, everything screamed, "FIX ME!" to Sloan, although he did his best not to show it as Sugarette went to find his little pet. Sloan and Thunder Quill heard Sugar gasp and scream out Nibbles' name from the kitchen. "What’s wrong!?" Thunder Quill asked out of concern for his friend, still having a bit of Taste of Sloan´s tail in his mouth. Sloan heard the scream and took off with Thunder Quill towards its source. As they ran he reached into his saddlebag and pulled out a small dagger, holding it tight in his teeth as he burst into the room. "What happened?!" Sugarette looked at Thunder quill with tears in his eyes. "NIBBLES GOT INTO THE EMPANADA DOUGH!!" He yelled pointing at his pet rat. Thunder Quill looked over at Sugar a moment, just raising his eyebrow before looking at the small animal. "Uhm... couldn’t you just make some more?" He asks, slightly confused. "That was all the dough I had in the house for the week." Sugarette cried. "Besides, I doubt you want RAT hair in your food. I don't have a problem with it, but I think you might." he smiled sheepishly.
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